Warning! Only parents should read the following!

One day the girls decided they were ready to use the toilet. It was a portable one in the van. We were on the expressway, but we quickly pulled over. 30 minutes later we had two successful movements and two parents who had to tolerate the blow by blow details, but, the girls never went back. Now …
M or S: I have to go poopie. Come with me.
Mom: You go, just tell me when you are done.
M or S: (Minutes later) Mommy!
Mom: Are you done?
M or S: No, I have a lot of poopie in my bottom!